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Obama-Rama ... Wasted?


Update: Mao Dowd of the NYT launches Hillaryous attack on Obama! Duh! The Clinton whack-job machine roars into action... Are they over-playing their hand this early in the race? Do they hope to blow him out of the water early?


Obama takes on prophetic and religious overtones in his Iowa Obama-Rama romp...

"Most of us are cynical about the political process, even those of us who are involved in it," he said. "It seems as if politics has become a business instead of a mission, that power in Washington is always trumping principle. We've got a lot of so-called leaders who don't do much leading.

"Yes, there is that brand of politics, but there has always been another tradition of politics that says, 'I am connected to you,' that we are acceptable to each other, that we have a stake in each other." ...

[ Isn't THAT spe-cial? Or can you say creepy? Yes, Obama, there has always been 'another tradition of politics' like that: it's called demagoguery, sychophancy, and false religion... ]


The Prophet continued:

"We ended up launching a war that should have never been authorized, and should have never been waged, and on which we've now spent $400 billion, and have seen over 3,000 lives of the bravest young Americans wasted."


Supporters waved signs saying "We Need a Hero!"

[Witless Lib Alert: begin parody] "Over 3,000 lives wasted!?? OOO-oo-oo-oops! Did I just say that???" The candidate is reported to have gasped...

"When I said 'wasted' ... I didn't mean ACTUALLY wasted... er, unnecessarily died, er, unnecessarily pointlessly spent, er, er, uhm... Say, Sen. Kennedy, can you please help me? Hep me, hep me, puh-lease!!!?"

"Man and to think that, according to the Iowa Attorney General, I am the smartest man to go through Harvard Law School in the last 25 years!!! That Prime Minister guy from Australia is gonna have a field day with this, and claim this is more proof that I give aid and comfort to the jihadists!!! Dang!"

Don't worry Sen. Osama Obama, er, Barak Bin Laden... the mainstream media will always clean up anything indiscrete you ever say...

Place your hope in your media utopian stooges. They love your pseudo-religious talk and are more than willing to ignore your encouragement for the jihadists. Be not afraid!

p.s. For all you utopians searching for a "hero" in Obama ...

Book of Jeremiah 17,5-8.

Thus says the LORD: Cursed is the man who trusts in human beings, who seeks his strength in flesh, whose heart turns away from the LORD. He is like a barren bush in the desert that enjoys no change of season, But stands in a lava waste, a salt and empty earth. Blessed is the man who trusts in the LORD, whose hope is the LORD. He is like a tree planted beside the waters that stretches out its roots to the stream: It fears not the heat when it comes, its leaves stay green; In the year of drought it shows no distress, but still bears fruit.

And now, a word from Stik-n-Stein!

Drug Smuggler gets “Golden Ticket” from WONKA DIVISION OF HOMELAND SECURITY


This is the touching story of a small time but humble and hard working drug smuggler, his dream of making it big……the evil border agent who attempted to crush his dreams…..and the man who helped make his dream come true………………………..


We’ll begin
With a spin
Traveling in
The world of my creation
What we’ll see
Will defy
Explanation

If you want to come to America
Simply run some drugs in to it
Anything you want to, do it
Wanta smuggle Pot?
There’s nothing
To it

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