Madonna's Cross

By the way...

Did you ever notice how much George Stephanopoulos looks like the Geico caveman???

Especially when George puts on his "I don't have much of an appetite" and "how dare you" look like he does when interviewing Republicans...


Madonna: "Stop Crucifying Me Already! Ya Bunch a Schmucks!" **


I climbed up here to make money and to degrade human values, damn it!!! Stop accusing me of misguided Christian charity!!! Oh, cruel, cruel world!

As Madonna schlepped (or to be more accurate, had schlepped by her personal assistant schleps) her recently acquired "baby humanus Africanus" home to wealth and liberal privilege... it perhaps began to sink in on the Kabbalah queen that instead of capitalizing on the liberal tradition and fashion craze of exploiting the dark continent's poverty for fame and fortune... that she may have stuck her big fat Italian foot in the macaca...

Madonna's humanitarian impulse apparently got the better of her as she snatched the baby out of Malawi before efforts to halt the "adoption" could get underway.

"He's just the best baby ever! And he matches my shoes!!!"

Apparently, Madge did not get the liberal memo where inter-racial adoption of African babies by rich white celebrities was outed as paternalistic, racist, and uncool. Done to death, already! Sez Angelina, Meg, and Mia.

And besides, baby accessorizing is habit forming... Next thing you know, you'll want another one. Ooops.... too late.

Sorry, Madge, no amount of make-up or baby accessorizing can stop the clock from ticking on your degenerate time under the sun. The media fact is: Angelina can pull off Africa stunts (with Brad meekly in tow) that aging iconoclasts simply cannot... But as they say in the biz: any publicity is good publicity!

Just don't hope to share a Nobel Peace Prize with Bono anytime soon...

"Madonna" on the defensive? See her "open letter" here (if you have the stomach for it).

And meanwhile, NBC, the National Blasphemy Company, moves ahead with Madonna concert video with her descending from a cross... Lovely: send your email protest here.

But then again, we all have our crosses to bear... or is that to "bare"? Just ask Saint Hilary, or ooops, I meant Hillary!



** the preceeding story is reported with sincerest apologies to the baby-recently-known-as David and his original family... The boy's father is entitled to want his son to have the sort of life that Madonna offers, and I can understand his attitude towards the "do-gooders" who would stick the boy back in the village orphanage if they could...

Update on NBC's Madonna show: Crucifixion scene neutered, Christian protests succeed! Thanks to Dumb Ox readers for your help!

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