Non-Utopian News: Stingray "Very Upset" Over Death of Irwin...

Updated regularly until next posting...

Hope you all enjoyed Labor Day, the anti-Communist workers' holiday! We took the Little Ox's on a campout on a Gulf Coast beach, watching for the swarm of hurricanes that the Left has been in twisted panties over. What we did see, in the shadow of a dozen oil rigs or so off in the distance, was a wonderfully healthy sea shore, filled with a huge variety of animal life! Clams, crabs, a half-dozen kinds of fish, and even stingrays were teeming along the beach. Nothing at all like the many European beaches I have visited over the years... Our enjoyment of the marvels of nature this weekend made the news upon our return of Steve Irwin's death all the more saddening. And yet... (note, not all the news that follows is actually true...only some of it)...

Eco-Leftists have expressed outrage today over the lack of attention being paid to the stingray's feelings following the death of 'Crocodile Hunter" Steve Irwin.

While applauding the attack as a "victory for nature over evil human exploitation of it," eco-leftists made it clear that "even terrorists for a good cause have feelings too" and that the stingray, affectionately named by Greens as "Sugar Ray," should be offered free counseling by the Australian government. Mr. Howard's government had no immediate response.

The "60 Minutes" utopian "news" program promised a Mike Wallace interview with "Sugar Ray" if possible, and has scheduled a representative from the Green Chapter of "Haters of Haters, Inc." to explain "the rest of the story" concerning capitalist exploitation of animals, and how Mr. Irwin "had it coming to him" as reported across the utopian web.

On to the Non-Utopian Headlines:

Docu-Drama on the Other Foot? ABC's 9/11 dramatization shows Clinton bumblers as the self-centered, lying bastards that they were/are--and boy are they mad!

Horn-dog-in Chief throws his weight against showing the drama! Censorship! Nazi's! Fugghiddabboudit. (See Angel's "litmus test" at Woman Honor Thyself!)

Katie's debut, or day-blew? (faux-to from iHillary)

Commies spied on Pope John Paul II... beginning when he was ordained in 1946! (a lot of good it did them...)




British hospital introduces "Burka-style" patient gown! Gone is the back crack? Now they will stop hating us for sure! (courtesy Drudge)

Leftist "science" group LOWERS global warming projections! Shhhh!

Harvard to "honor" 9/11 anniversary with speech by IRANIAN ex-terrorist-in-chief Khatami!

Hezbollah agents converting, training Latin American natives, militant insurgents coming to a border near you...

Grave Robbers Had Sex on the Minds! Any Luvin's Good Luvin'!!!

Water Contaminants Creating INTER-SEX Fish! Time to get a water filter, Ma!

Stay tuned...

From the Coalition Against Illegal Immigration:
- DMV offices overwhelmed with fake documents from illegals...
- Logical Consequences of Islamic Immigration
- Jesus was an Illegal Alien???
- California to give scholarships and tuition assistance to illegal aliens ?!?
- Have you hugged your Mexican Gang Member today?
- Documents Reveal Mexican GOVERNMENT Incursions into the U.S.


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