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UpDATE: Castro has "temporarily" turned over control of Cuba, while he undergoes surgery, to his equally vile and senile brother. This time apparently he could not do without anesthesia! With any luck, Castro will bite the dust and his cowardly minions will run to Venzuela. Is it too much to hope for? A Terror Trifecta?

This just in: Ed Asner, Barbara Streisand, Rob Reiner, Angela Davis, Ward Churchill, Oliver Stone and Steven Spielberg have announced a 24-hour nude "prayer dance" around flaming effigies of Marx, Lenin and Mao imploring Gaia for the restoration to health of the dictator. The group issued a press release calling on all brain-dead leftists to don their orange ski caps or tin foil hats and to use what mental energy they can muster to wish for the continuation of the glorious Revolution.

UPDATE: As the Israeli Cabinet approves an expanded ground assault, it seems clear that the conflict is headed into a longer phase than the insane Jihadists and their Western, Leftist sympathizers had been hoping. Duh.

Middle East news? We've already given all of our analysis of what we think are the possibilities and likelihoods. The Qana deaths change nothing, indeed, what is one to do with S.O.B.'s who brainwash their children to consider being a "human shield" the highest goal in life, with "men" (using the term ironically) who hide behind women and children?

Public opinion? Don't make me laugh. The over-whelming Moslem opinion is death to Israel: how much worse can it get? Duh.

Things will get worse, the fighting will expand, and all of the twisted panties among pathetic Liberals won't change one whit or twaddle of what is widely perceived among political elites (by all non-leftists in America, Europe and the Middle East) to be necessary at this moment in history.

The time to "gamble" with the risk of a wider war is now--not 5, 3 or even 1 years from now, when Iran may have the bomb. Duh.

Oh those Leftists on TV are really pathetic (not to mention the evil Islamic radicals who have totally embraced their rhetoric)!

Stay tuned...

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